Izumi Curtis

( ooc cut: clicky, baby )

Ah, those were the days~.

What the hell is going on here?

... Nothing of interest has occurred during the time of my last post and now.

Except visiting the island in which I abandoned my lovely students for a month as a prerequisite for their alchemy training.

Those were the days, weren't they? Hehe.

The meat shop had quite a bit of sales, it seemed to have taken up a good amount of my time. I do believe my darling and wonderful husband very much enjoyed that~.

Oh, I had recently broke into the zoo to wrestle an alligator. The scaly thing never stood a chance...

Neither did the zookeepers and security guards, of course.

Edward, Alphonse, Winry... have you returned back to your bodies yet?

You'll have to forgive me for my absence. I had... other engagements to tend to.

Odds are, I've missed a great deal so, anyone care to fill me in?

Today, I bought a fabulous cookbook. All of the recipes are so fantastic. I'll be cooking them as soon as I can.

Not to mention the many desserts listed. A housewife can never have too many recipes, I'll tell you.

Hmm, I'm always indoors, I need to do something that I haven't done in a good twenty years. Like, hang out with people or go shopping. Would anyone be interested in joining me?

Oh and Lucy, our training begins this weekend. I'll visit your fandom but don't expect me to go easy on you. In order to train the mind, you must first train the body. You're getting an intense training so you can protect those whom you hold close to your heart. Understood?

I baked chocolate chip muffins. Would anyone like some?

I have bought a new cooking book that consists of liver dinners.

So, Alphonse, I will continue to cook for you until you are well again.

Also, I found some fan made a very interesting poster of me.

( And I want it. )

And yes, those should heed the words of the poster.

I was thinking of baking some apple pie. And possibly blueberry. And strawberry.

There are just so many ingredients, it's quite hard to choose from. What do you think, Alphonse, Edward?

This Dai-Gurren place is quite strange. Very strange, indeed.



EDIT I forgot my damn medicine. Does anyone have a handkerchief? I got blood on the keyboard. Oh, a doctor would be helpful as well.

Screw you all and your damn introductions. If you want to know my name, you can very well ask me.


I'm just your ordinary housewife, that's all there is to it.

I'm pretty sure keeping up with this web journal will most certainly keep me from becoming bored. Also, it'll give me something to do whenever I happened to be admitted into the hospital in Dublith. Never mind that, however.

And, apparently...

( I make one mean ass cherry pie. )

Show's over. Go about your business.